Attention: Project Managers

I have put this on display near my desk @ office.

Attention: Project Managers

I am skilled, but I cannot produce miracles. My work can be described as Quick, Cheap or of Quality. However, it can only possess TWO of these attributes.

If you want QUICK and CHEAP work,
Don’t expect it to be of QUALITY

If you want QUICK and QUALITY work,
Don’t expect it to be CHEAP

If you want QUALITY and CHEAP work,
Don’t expect it to be QUICK

You choose, don’t complain later!